Where can I find information on keeping a pet human?

I'm looking for information on keeping a human as a pet. What sort of cage do I need, what do I feed them, what sort of temperatures should the cage be? Information like that.Where can I find information on keeping a pet human?ok you are just a creepWhere can I find information on keeping a pet human?
A human needs a cage that is double the length of the height ofthe human, so you're looking at a room sized cage or kennel. The human should be given a small, cozy hiding spot to sleep in, filled with warm bedding. Generally if you're comfortable with the temp the human will be too. Provide an omnivorous diet (2/3's veggies!) at least twice a day and always have a supply of fresh water available. Your human should live a minimum of fifty years although humans much older have been reported. Good luck with your new pet!Where can I find information on keeping a pet human?most bdsm sites look under TPE

it depends on how long you want to keep them in a cage

for a few hours a 1mx1m cage is fine

for a longer time you have to think of toilet facilities

normally if you hav them collared for number 1 s you can take them into the garden if its dark and the neighbors cant see

unless your going to perform an enema and not feed them number 2s are best in a human toiletWhere can I find information on keeping a pet human?
keep them in a wire pen, a tall one one for older ones.

give them a bucket to do their business in.

feed them 3 times a day and make sure they plenty of water.

be careful they don't escape, lock the pen carefully as their opposible thumbs can come in handy for opening gates.Where can I find information on keeping a pet human?i wouldnt put him/her in a cage. i would tame him and also teach him how to do tricks, like making breakfast and giving massages. YEAH!

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Other than a porn site where women keep pet men, I am not sure about where to find such info...Where can I find information on keeping a pet human?
i hear they turn on the average joe.... but im sure you could feed them about anything, wouldnt trust em' tho
*Speechless*Where can I find information on keeping a pet human?
no nothing
Maybe get in contact with some aliens and they could set you up for free i bet.
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